Alert, alert! 🦷✨ Tiny teeth are in TROUBLE! Meet Susie Sparklewing—the tooth fairy who swaps her wand for a “Take This Job and Shove It” mug in The Tooth Fairy Quits. Written by Megan Pighetti and illustrated by Yuliana Simakovska, this glitter-bomb of a tale serves chaos, comedy, and a crash course in “Why Grown-Ups Are SO Obsessed With Responsibility.”

When Susie rage-quits her gig (tired of midnight shifts and pillow lint), the fairy realm panics. Suddenly, kids wake up to… broccoli florets under pillows? Unpaid tooth debt? 😱 Susie’s “freedom” backfires HARD. Can she outsmart an army of angry toddlers and invent a tooth-recycling robot before the Fairy Union fires her forever? Spoiler: Glue guns and glitter cannons are involved.

Teachers: Pair this with a “Design Your Dream Job” activity—Tooth DJ? Cavity Detective? Parents, brace for negotiations: “If Susie can quit, WHY CAN’T I?!” (Cue existential bedtime talks). The illustrations? Pure magic! Yuliana’s art makes toothbrushes look epic and Susie’s meltdowns meme-worthy (her “I’m over this” eye-roll? Iconic).

Fun Fact: Tooth fairies worldwide collect 300,000 teeth nightly—that’s enough to build a skyscraper of smiles! 😂📚 Think Alice in Wonderland meets Office Space… with 100% more floss