🚨 Red Alert: Dino Dining Catastrophe INCOMING! 🦖🍝 Never Ask a Dinosaur to Dinner by Gareth Edwards and Guy Parker-Rees is a riotous romp where spaghetti becomes a weapon and soup becomes a tsunami. Spoiler: T-Rexes don’t do table manners.

Meet a kiddo whose “nice gesture” backfires spectacularly. First mistake? Inviting a dino whose burps blow out candles… and the whole cake. 🎂💨 Watch chaos unfold: stegosauruses catapult stew, triceratops trample tacos, and yes, the T-Rex’s tiny arms make ketchup bottles IMPOSSIBLE. Guy Parker-Rees’ art? Electric! Think Where the Wild Things Are meets Food Network Gone Wild—globs of guacamole splatter off the page!

Teachers: Turn this into a STEAM smackdown! Challenge kids to “Dino-Proof Your Dinner Table” (materials: tape, popsicle sticks, pure willpower). Parents, prepare for giggles (and deep questions): “But WHAT IF we did adopt a velociraptor…?”

Rhyme Time Alert: “Brachiosaurus belts a burp—better brace your dinner plate!” 🔥 The bouncy verses turn read-alouds into Olympic-level laughter. Hidden lesson? Responsibility = cleaning up dino-doom. #LifeSkills

Fun Fact: T-Rexes couldn’t actually chew—they swallowed food whole! So Susie’s soup slurp? Evolutionarily accurate. 😂 Pair with Dragons Love Tacos for a “Terrible Hosts” storytime duo.