Good Thing You're Not an Octopus!
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"Imaginative, playful, relatable"

If Minions and Dr. Seuss had a book baby, this is it. Smith’s octopuses are iconic—like a TikTok fails compilation but for cephalopods. Viral parent hack: Use it to reframe chores (“At least you’re not an octopus making pancakes!”).
Shh… Therapists love the self-worth subtlety (“NOBODY talks about the octopus’s tears—kids notice!”). The goldfish? Named Gary. Final page hits like a confetti cannon: A kid high-fives their reflection. Cue tiny reader fist-pumps “HUMANS RULE!”
Book Features
Format: Paperback
Language: English
Suitable Age: 3 – 7 years old
Reading Levels: Pre-K to 2nd grade